Once again, when one of our collectors was onsite, I was reminded of this saying.  With enough advanced notice, anyone can pass a drug test.  We see this all the time in our clinic, due to the advanced notice given by employers.  Many times the donor is given 24 to 48 hours to come in and test.  We get samples that are too hot and too cold, and sometimes, just like the little bear’s porridge, they are juuuust right.

Last night our collector went onsite for a post accident.  The employer maintained control of the donor by keeping them in sight until we arrived.  When the donor came out with his specimen, it was green!  How can that be?  Yellow and blue mixed equals green.  The donor dipped the cup into the bluing solution we put into the toilet.